Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Happy Birthday GPS!!!

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
When I think of Caroline- I think of momma bear- may be because she was the only person I knew with a child, and she was a bit older than us, and has immense wisdom. I have been friends with Caroline for a long time now, and I can say, I consider her one of the best. She is thoughtful, kind and always willing to lend me an ear- although it is usually to hear my bitching about boys, friends, and eagles sports. I met her through a group of friends, who have since the first time I met her, has kind of dissipated. I gave her the name GPS, because she was always able to get us anywhere when we were lost. In a way though, I consider her, kind of a life - GPS. I remember her talking to my mom one day, and just the nice things that she said about me, have always stuck. I don’t know one person that would ever utter a negative word about GPS, because I would kick them.
I came across this quote, not to long ago- A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.”Caroline has always accepted me for me. She has always realized my antics although can sometimes be nutty, are just me, and are never to be malicious or hurt anyone. She has always been able to tell me when I am wrong, or I need to work on something- and I know it to be true, when people spoke negatively of me, she was one of the people to stick up for me.
GPS- I hope today brings you lots of joy. Happy Birthday lady!!! GPS- you are a great friend, and although I moved to Texas, you are thought of often.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Rolling with Obama

Looks like Obama can make you feel good during this recession!

Rolling with Obama

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Congrats


To my favorite one year old Jett! Who took his first steps yesterday! I am truly blessed to be an active part of this little mans life. This is a family pic- yes, I know his mother is a milf- sorry men, she is taken. And no, I will NOT forward your information to her, and she doesnt care how much many you make!

Christmas

I will be going home for the holidays December 21-30. I will try and set up a tentative happy hour for the 23rd, as I know, many of you are leaving for the weekend, and I will not see many of you.
Also, here is CHUNKS first hair cut!!! I cant wait to see this little guy- smiles in every picture! I have been blessed to be able to speak with him on skype weekly.
Also, I read recently, that a girl in VA, wont stop sneezing- http://www2.wnct.com/nct/news/local/article/girl_in_virginia_cant_stop_sneezing/73865/. The article claims she sneezes 12,000 times a day! Now, I have heard that sneezing is a 1/8th of an orgasm- wouldnt you keep orgasming all day? I wouldnt take cold meds...EVER.
I also, had another random thought the other day- I have problems texting on my bb. I know others have the same problem- and its NOT because I have fat fingers- I have cute fingers. What do little people do? They have pudgy fingers.... With all these new iphones and ish- they should probably make one for them. Think Plus Sized Phones!What a concept!

Obviously I have not taken any ADD meds today- stupid strep throat.

I totally know

What I am getting you men for Christmas!!- http://www.handerpants.com/

Monday, November 30, 2009

ALLAH HOLLAH

A few weeks ago, my friend Sarah, my boss and I went to a local wine bar. When we got there, it looked like there had been a wine event, and there were a lot of drunk people. While deep in discussion about Northerners- a girl came up to our table and asked my boss for a cigarette- which he gave her, and she said, “GOD BLESS YOU”. I told her she had to be careful who she said that to, because not everyone believes in God- she asked me what religion I was- and I said, “I believe in Allah”, to where she replied, “oh you are a Jew”, and she then said, “ALLAH, HOLLLLAH”.

Mind you, I was baptized Catholic and my whole education was based in Catholic schools. This is just reason 24359845734 that people are dumber in the South. No offense, to those of you who are my friends in the South, yall are my friends, because you are smart.

My favorite DC band is coming to Houston

For all of you who know me well, know that there is a little DC band who is very near and dear to my heart- SOJA- they will be gracing Houston with their presence in February!